This Sundae Would Kill Most People

See, Carol, I thought they wouldn't understand - couldn't understand what we had to do. It was a matter of survival, man vs. nature and all that. Not a thing to speak of on a civilized blog like this. Children read this blog. How could I accurately describe the hugeness? The deliciopumpkinositude that trapped us in its carmely death grip and forced us to eat our way to freedom?

You know what I'm saying. You were there.



They'll never understand.