Cirque that

So, what would happen if you and your friends decided you really wanted to put on an evening of circus acts, but you didn't actually know any, and your talents were limited to paper mache and jumping rope? And what if you knew some cool kids in a cool band, who'd play music for you, and you had a great space, and you just thought, "well, why the heck not?"

You'd get a D- for skill and an A++++ (that's A quadruple-plus) for effort, and you'd give me a hell of a time on Friday night.