Kaiju Big Battel! At the Warsaw in Brooklyn! Danger Happened!
It was Hell Monkey vs. the Grudyin in an intra-tag-team battle for a new team name! Shrooma Tango vs. Powa Ranjuru (which became Powa Ranjuru vs. the CIA, which became the CIA vs. Powa Ranjuru and Dusto Bunny!)! Hero-in-Training vs. all comers in a test to protect the new Brooklyn Bridge! Call-me-Kevin vs. Super Wrong in a "biggest loser in Kaiju" match (which, when super wrong roller-skated off the stage, became Call-me-Kevin vs. Louden Noxius)! And, in the biggest main event ever! Pedro Plantain, seeking revenge for the recent murder of his brother, teaming up with Kaiju Champ Kung Fu Chicken Noodle to battle Pablo Plantain's murderers, the brainwashed hero-turned traitor Silver Potato and the nefarious mastermind, Dr. Cube!
Oh, you want more? More better? How about the show opened with my favorite Japanese punk band, Peelander-Z? Although my company was a little unsure at first, by the end of the evening everyone agreed it was a night of monster-sized fun, not to be forgotten!
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